Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Are you expecting any warm clothing? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? All heads will roll! * What witness? Who am I? Hogan: [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building] Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front! [Hochstetter pulls out gun] Me leaving. I don't want to hear any more of your lies. : [takes Hogan's hand, both leave Klink's office]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Whose side are you on? 'Achtung' is a command. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Don't let the war make you cynical, sir. Hans Georg Schultz: I got into the wrong conversation. NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Unexpected, Yes. Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter, Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter - IMDb Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! Was it really Colonel Crittenden who was responsible for yesterday? [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Pleasure, No. But we can still get him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I have been working on him, Herr General. Quotes Cpl. [laughs. General von Rauscher James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Look, I know that arrow was pointed in the right direction! Col. Robert E. Hogan: If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty. Sgt. : Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. Still, you're a likable clod. " Arrest me?" "That's right, Hogan," sneered Hochstetter. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. And I believe a full corporal. | My men gave it to me. Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Sensational. Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13 Happy Birthday, Adolf The Gold Rush Hello, Zollie It Takes a Thief. I'm color-blind, you know. Did you hear me? These lines are drawn from the points where the sabotage has taken place. Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: He'll do for them what he's done for you. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. Alright, alright. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The execution takes place tomorrow as scheduled. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: This is the message? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? Given the high rate of sabotage near the camp, Hochstetter is highly suspicious of Hogan and comes to regard him as "the most dangerous man in all Germany." Hochstetter's position in the Gestapo makes Klink clearly fearful of him, while Burkhalter, who openly despises Hochstetter, is not. Cpl. How I could have been so fooled by Klink. It's almost PAST time for Roll Call! Keep your costs down, put your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it - you can catch your own on the Volga. Top 14 Major Hochstetter Quotes & Sayings Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. : Andrew Carter: [Carter reading RSVP about Klink's party] Here's the Blue Baron's answer. I've doubled the tower guards, the searchlights. I never could hang on to money. Louis LeBeau: We don't drink anything we don't stomp on. It's even bigger than a breadbox! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Col. Wilhelm Klink I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. I did not even get up this morning! Cpl. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Did you hear me? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You think I listen to what you say? Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coor. This is no trick at all. : What is going on there? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Speak up, Schultz. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? I saved you some cake. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! [Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back] Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. Andrew Carter: I hate to say this, Colonel, but I don't see any way we're going to get our hands on that briefcase. Adequate. We can't keep a prisoner! I must explore the matter further alone. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Then what's the bad news? Col. Robert E. Hogan I'm a prisoner. I danced every dance with her, while Major Hochstetter was sitting there with sauerbraten on his face. The most wanted man in Germany and we've got him. Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's obvious, major. Cpl. Back. If we're wrong, what are they going to do? "What happend to the Duke of York?" [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. Hogan: [pointing at officer] This man is to be court martialed and *shot!*. Hogan's Heroes - Major Hochstetter Compilation "Who/What is - YouTube : | You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. 1 May 2023. Now, I don't want to sound like I'm blowing my own horn but General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You sound like a whole brass band. Major Hochstetter: Kommandant Klink: a man who could have been great General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm not worried about your life. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's make him unhappy - nasty unhappy. Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you crazy, Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, no, no. Even if I say so myself, when I turn on the charm, I can be irresistible. Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? I want to know nothing. This was originally. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't you know no one is allowed outside after roll call? Sgt. I'm not holding a girl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. *What is this man doing here?*. Now let me leave you with this warning, 'While the cats away the mice better not play'. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who's defending him? Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: ALL HEADS WILL ROLL. Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What would you say is the one thing that made the Blue Baron the greatest fighter pilot in World War One? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Neither am I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, close the gates! Colonel Feldkamp would have to be a Standartenfhrer. Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It was a great personal loss to me. You know that guy, Hitler, who wrote it? [Carter's attempts to manufacture explosives destroys one of the tunnels]. Ahmmm. Close the gates! Which wire, Colonel Klink? Col. Wilhelm Klink: The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, Kommandant Klink, a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. Col. Robert E. Hogan Raus! : Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? Imagine the morale boost to those young flying chaps, setting down in dear old England between a carpet of crimson geraniums. In. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You are the prosecutor? Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. The Adolf Hitler Bridge is still in business. Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, me Hogan. In that case, I'd better check it myself. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? Peter Newkirk: Don't keep calm - everybody panic! General: But I don't want to leave the country. Hans Georg Schultz: Why? He has saved us all. Learning to erase his Southern accent, he went on to became a master of 32 foreign and American dialects. Honestly, I could cry. Quotes Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? : [puts her arms around him, kisses him], Lady Leslie Chitterly: Come, Robert. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. And who are we gonna believe? Filming & Production Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan thinks he can outsmart me. But, that's not the worst thing we did. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? : You can depend on me, Major. What good is a rusty monocle? Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes 207 Views Share your thoughts on this Hogan's Heroes's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. : Sticky Wicket Newkirk | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Hans Georg Schultz: [after failure to keep a straight face] I wasn't talking about you, Herr Commandant. A becomes E if followed by P. When preceded by U, then E becomes B and U becomes P and sometimes Y except afert C. However, what they've done here- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Just read the message. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Oh, I don't know. Cpl. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's the least you can do, considering. Cpl. Hochstetter had several catchphrases, including (referring to Hogan) "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?", and "I will surround this camp with a ring of steel." He would also shout "Baah!" as he leaves the room, when frustrated by the camp's incompetent commanding officer, Colonel Klink. : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have never had any trouble resisting you. You will all stay away from that rocket. He doesn't have a clue. Hochstetter's Heroes Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening, a hogan's heroes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. I'm worried about spying. What does he look like? "Colonel Klink, when I received your invitation, for a moment I had forgotten who you were. The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. I accept it with the deepest of humility. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Well, how do we get ahold of it? Harold J Stone and Howard Caine make the believable and entertaining. Captain: I have orders. I don't know the answers to any of those questions, but I saw an episode the other day with a smoking hot frauline in it, who Hogan out-foxed and had arrested by Maj. Hochstetter. It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. Sgt. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. Responsible for the security of our witness. Sgt. Think of the things you two have been through together. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. [Kisses Helga's hand]. - - -Not that you're fat I mean, not nearly as fat as he is. [slams door shut]. Hogan's Heroes Quotes. QuotesGram Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? I saved you some cake. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I am a man of many sides. Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. Col. Robert E. Hogan: yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm really not in need of another officer. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [sarcastically] Really? You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Himmler is a rat fink. Born Howard Cohen in Nashville, Tennessee, he appeared in a Hal Roach Our Gang skit that was being filmed there, and took an interest in becoming an actor. Howard Caine - IMDb Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course, we could give you the time to think it over in a special cell we have. What is this man doing here - YouTube Col. Wilhelm Klink: The candles from the birthday cake. Sgt. Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners. What is it? Cpl. Sgt. [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? The Gestapo is taking over. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? We had guys escape to Pittsburgh? [pause] Carter: So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet?No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! Official Sites Col. Wilhelm Klink: I distinctly told you Wednesday, not Tuesday. Of course. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: What would you rather have fall upon you, responsibility, or snowflakes? : Hans Georg Schultz: He called you a liar! How are you going to get there? Sgt. Ooh, I like that name. Hochstetter for example would have to be a Sturmbannfhrer. Andrew Carter: We haven't got time Our what? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after Newkirk and Carter have been caught escaping] They weren't really trying to escape. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Higher than that, my wife. I *am in charge of security* Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Scene with great timing between the three actors (Howard Caine, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner). It is against the rules. Something like that. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: First suppose you tell me what you were doing there. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. [Hogan is trying to trick General Schmidt into revealing the location of his secret headquarters]. Peter Newkirk: Oh, is that what it means? Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. "However, the weather turned cold and my knee stiffened up, as it has since August the fourth 1917, when you panicked and almost killed the two of us in that training crash. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this man doing here? Hans Georg Schultz: Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after catching Schultz accepting items from the prisoners] Cigarettes? You obviously worked hard on this plan, Klink. Hogan, I Marya Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket.
